16 annoying habits

1. Standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom for 10 minutes before opening the tube of toothpaste.

2. Declaring a room "clean" after picking up one toy and leaving 46 more behind.

3. Being told to "get out of your brother's face" only to get in your brother's face again before anyone can finish saying "get out of your brother's face."

4. Asking "why don't I ever get to wash dishes?" when you washed dishes yesterday and the day before.

5. Asking "why?" when I just said "You can't do that because you'll cause permanent disability to yourself and anyone within three feet of you."

6. Suddenly losing the ability to put on socks.

7. Complaining that you don't get to go to the store with just Mommy, and then when you are told that it's your turn to go to the store with just Mommy, complaining "Why do I have to go?"

8. Freaking out that you must have "bug bite lotion" immediately or you will die, only to not be able to identify where said bug bites are for the lotion to be applied.

9. Claiming "it's not fair" when your sibling gets to do something first, only to claim "it's not fair" when you get to do something (often the same thing) first.

10. Always remembering when you are owed a lollipop, but never being able to eat seven baby carrots in order to have dessert, saying "I didn't want dessert anyway."

11. Always wanting the radio on when your sibling wants it off.

12. Blatantly tripping your Papa, only to play innocent and then wonder why you are in time-out.

13. Using your shirt as a napkin right after being told to not use your shirt as a napkin.

14. Playing very nicely together, but then when the other has to go to the bathroom, you suddenly scream "I have to go REALLY bad, NOW!"

15. Asking when you are going to have dinner while Papa is in the middle of serving it.

16. Always wanting to watch the same goddamn Bob the Builder DVD when we have 35 other DVDs to watch.

I live with crazy people.